A DeviantArt story by punkisuper
My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cell phones because you'll only end up with a house in your head." I never quite understood his advice until one new year, I was gardening with my best friend Brenda. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was red and spooky sounds came from deep within. Brenda saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!